I’ve always liked this. It’s part of why I hate seeing/hearing about guys who don’t do their research, enter a gym and do really non-functional exercises on shitty machines, run on a treadmill, finish with some junk food afterwards and wonder why they aren’t progressing. Perhaps it’s because I’m constantly seeing photos on facebook of people flexing their really unimpressive physiques for the sake of vanity.
(Source: shesaheavyhitter, via jack-ketch)
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STFU, Conservatives: Asian Americans and Racism: Erasure edition
People seem able to hold two objects in their hands, but not two thoughts in their heads.
1. Asian Americans were lynched, run out of town, murdered, deported, and put into concentration camps. Asian Americans suffered terrible violence and oppression.
2. Asian…
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good work daily mail
dis is wy ur shit xoxo
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So from what I can tell, working at the Daily Fail is just an intellectual exercise in seeing how many different ways you can write “LADY LEFT HOUSE WITH BOOBS”.
And poor Leonie Hodge is left screaming, “LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!”
(via nothingman)
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- 1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
- 1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
- 1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
- 2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
- EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
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Listening to loud music linked with pot use, unsafe sex, study says
WATCH OUT TEENS, YOU MAY WAKE UP ONE DAY AND FIND A JOINT IN YOUR MOUTH, GREY GOOSE IN YOUR HAND, AND A MAN/WOMAN IN YOUR BED — JUST BECAUSE YOUR MUSIC WAS TOO LOUD
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Is Congress getting dumber, or just more plainspoken?
Congress now speaks at almost a full grade level lower than it did just seven years ago, with the most conservative members of Congress speaking on average at the lowest grade level, according to a new Sunlight Foundation analysis of the Congressional Record using Capitol Words.
Of course, what some might interpret as a dumbing down of Congress, others will see as more effective communications. And lawmakers of both parties still speak over the heads of the average American, who reads at between at 8th and 9th grade level.
Today’s Congress collectively speaks at a 10.6 grade level, down from 11.5 in 2005.
(via ilovecharts)
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Anonymous asked: Why do hot dog buns come ten to a package and hot dogs only eight?
Because we live in an illogical world. Or food corporations are conspiring to teach us how to find least common denominators.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/560/why-do-hot-dogs-come-10-to-a-pack-while-buns-are-8-to-a-pack
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why would anyone reblog this seriously
is this some kind of revelation
are you special if you can spot this “fakery”
why do pictures of words (banal ones especially) in times new roman get so many notes
“why would anyone reblog this seriously”
(Source: dirtygoods-)
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